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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 08:47
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Would deporting illegal aliens alleviate the housing crisis?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Then came..
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
How long before AI can deliver an over-the-shoulder shot of a face in a film?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Alan Turing's iconic paper on a 'universal computing machine' goes up for auction - Live Science
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Part toy, part fashion, the arrival of the viral Labubu was a long time in the making - AP News
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?